Sunday, May 27, 2007

A Cell Phone Rings in Oakland

Dude...answer the phone, I really need someone to talk to...

Duuude, you've reached Lenny Dinardo! I'm not here right now because I'm gearing up for my STARTING gig on Tuesday night against Texas. That's right, bitches! Lenny Dinardo is in the starting rotation thank to his 1.83 ERA! Leave me a message and if I don't get too drunk after my win Tuesday night, I'll call you back!


1.83 ERA? No way! I miss the good old days.

To be continued...(Hopefully, right after Lenny's win on Tuesday!)


Tex said...

Awwwwwwww Bronson needs a HUG...and what better pitcher to hug ya but Lenny!!

The Triumphant Red Sox Fan said...

Tex, the next time I see you, you're dead meat.