Sunday, August 12, 2007

On the Flight Back from Baltimore

You suck!
No,you suck!
That's enough, fellas. Don't make me separate you!
He started it.
Did not.
Did too.
You guys won't be happy 'til I knock someone on their ass, right?
Calm down, Tito. No one is getting knocked on their ass. We lost a couple of games...
You mean Eric lost a couple of games, right Mr. Epstein? *
Kyle, it isn't fair to point fingers. We're still leading the division race and as long as we're still the best team in Major League Baseball, all we have to do from this point on is build on that.
Whatever. Eric still sucks...
Forget this weekend, dude, let's use your iPhone to go on You Tube and watch videos of me kicking ass!
Or sucking ass.
Oh bring it on, Frenchy!
Tito, they aren't listening to me. You need to give them some words of encouragement.
Hmmm...okay, how about this? Fellas, just stop sucking, okay?
We sure are trying, skip.
We sure are.
I'll do what I can tomorrow, Tito.
:happily sighs:
I'll have your back, Wake.
*I felt it necessary to print the quote from the real Kyle about Gagne:

"We've got to come together. It's not one person's fault in this locker room. I think everybody in here is accountable. We take responsibility for ourselves, and there isn't a single person in here pointing fingers at anybody."


Peter N said...

A "classic for all times" post! I mean that..Peter N.

Brenken said...

I'd like to be able to point my finger at Gagne and say it's all his fault but I know that wouldn't be true. The crowd in Fenway is going ot be tough on him the first time he pitches there and I hope he knows how to shut up 35,000 fans real quickly with a brilliant outing.
Love the phone calls, Cyn!

Tex said...

I so wish I could figure out how you post those pics all in line...i always LOVE the phone calls. I still think we need one for all of us in a 3 way

conference call i mean :)