Monday, July 24, 2006

The Cure for What Ails Them?

Granted, yesterday's 9-8 loss to the Seattle Mariners was a menagerie of "how not to play baseball" moments, but most troubling for me were the implosions of relievers Manny Delcarmen and Mike Timlin. In my efforts to make sense of what happened, I could reach only one logical conclusion.

These men desperately need some Beazer lovin'.

It was way back in January that Little Manny got the thrill of his life

and it is clear that he needs another.

As for Mr. Timlin, I don't think he has ever had the Beazer lovin' experience, which could very well explain his contribution to yesterday's debacle.

It's time for our Beazer to take one (or two) for the team and get these guys back on track. I'm sure it's a sacrifice she would willingly make.


Beazer said...

Well, hell, if I have to!

Beazer said...

And I would like to add, that I met Mr Timlin twice but never gave him any 'lovin'...just handshakes and a touch on the shoulder.

But the Sox won both of those games.

Guess I'm going to have to start flying! :-)